Mr Nothing Speech
16 Feb 2006Good morning and Good Day to you all, ladies and gentle men gathered here. It is my previledge to stand before you, stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Last week wednesday, t...
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The Prayer of the Christian Bachelor
16 Feb 2006Lord, you know I love Christi, but there is also Anastacia and am not forgetting Beatrice even though I've not mentioned Grace.Recently, when I was with Agnes after leaving Patricia, I met Gifty at th...
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Whisper
16 Feb 2006Once a young boy (about 5yrs) went to church with her mother and this was ensued between them as the church service went on.Boy: Mum, I want to urinate...Mother: Hey, Kofi, don't say that. Its not pol...
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Lawyers
16 Feb 2006Reported in the Nairobi Bar Association Lawyers monthly Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by lawyers during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightf...
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Cock-a-doodle-doo
16 Feb 2006 A small village priest was very fond of the hens he kept in the hen house behind the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about a dozen hens.
One Saturday evening, he noticed that the cock r...
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Little Johnny
16 Feb 2006 Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
"Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his Mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard hi...
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